While shooting this bike, a cute little duck came a wandering by. While attempting to shoot both the duck and the bike in the same frame, a plastic bottle full of chocolate milk came flying in from the left, just missing my camera and hitting my foot. I turned around to see a mad man who began yelling at me. (in a peculiar no-origin retarded American accent- Corky anyone?) “Hey man, leave that duck alone, man! Look! He’s like all crippled and shit! That’s cruelty to animals, man! I’m gonna call security!” I fell over laughing, so did the 10 onlooking students. He had ‘security’ on speed dial, pressed the button and ran off.